Awkward Moments #1

Just decided to start posting all of my life’s awkward moments. These have happened in no particular order. I’ll just post them as they happen to me…and they happen a lot!!

Awkward Moment #1

You walk into a one stall - one stander bathroom. You see the feet.  You know the ones I’m talking about.  There are feet already sitting in the stall.  You don’t exactly know how long they’ve been there, but you do smell something. You wonder...do I have time to do my business, wash my hands and not see who’s in that stall?

Well…any other person would have all the time in the world…except ME!!Just as I finish my business at the stander, out walks a colleague from the stall…AWKWARD!!  Not to mention, there is only one sink to use.  I’m at a crossroads. Obviously, his hands are dirtier than mine. Do I let him wash his hands first or do I step in front of him just to speed the awkwardness up?  I step in front of him..of course.  But now, I have to hold an awkward conversation with him. Do we talk business or do we talk BUSINESS?  We kept it cordial and made that awkward small talk. Some crazy weather this time of year, eh?

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