January 2010
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Awkward Moment #5
So…I decided to walk the dog this morning…
…and after bundling (me and the dog) because of the arctic temperatures, I headed out the door. Upon stepping off my porch, my nose hairs froze to my boogies. That’s how cold it was!! I walked my usual route with the dog. Down the street…right at the light…right at the first corner…and head back because...
December 2009
5 posts
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Awkward Moment #4
There’s a time of year that I really hate and it is the time of year that I have to teach religion in class. Now, I’m not the most religious person and I’ll be the first to admit that I don’t know too much about all religions…I know just enough to get me by in a friendly conversation. But five times a year, I have to teach impressionable children the history and...
Awesome Tidbit 1
You know what’s awesome…Hearing the phone ring 30 minutes before your alarm clock goes off…and it’s your school calling to tell you there is a 90 minute delayed opening.
You know what’s more awesome than that…after getting an extra 90 minutes of sleep, you’re on your way to turn the shower on and your get another call from your school telling you that...
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Awkward Moment #3
So, I walked into the grocery story to pick up a few items. I brought some coupons with me. I was looking for a quick dinner and a few other things to get us through the week without having to dine out. I found THE taco kit. And to my surprise, there was a coupon on the box! Ka-ching! The coupon said that all I needed to buy was 2 ortega products and I receive a FREE taco seasoning packet....
Awkward Moment #2
Are you ever sitting in a bathroom stall (see previous post) and someone else walks into the bathroom?
It happens from time to time.
My general rule is to sit and wait until that other person leaves so I don’t have to face the embarrassment of looking the other person in the eye. We both know what just happened in the stall…it does not need to be acknowledged.
So…I’m in...
Awkward Moments #1
Just decided to start posting all of my life’s awkward moments. These have happened in no particular order. I’ll just post them as they happen to me…and they happen a lot!!
Awkward Moment #1
You walk into a one stall - one stander bathroom. You see the feet. You know the ones I’m talking about. There are feet already sitting in the stall. You don’t exactly know...